Welcome to The Nirvana’s first movie presentation.
Please take a seat.
Have a big bucket of popcorn,
some peanut M&Ms,
and an extra-large Dr. Pepper.
Please silence all cell phones and pagers.
The previews are over.
Our featured presentation* is about to begin…
*the sound may not be THX, but is important to the film’s plot** development.
**plot may be a slight*** exaggeration.
***the word “slight” may be understating it.****
****oh, stop already! The film is only 1 minute and 19 seconds long for goodness sake.