I was recently summoned to the television by my husband to view the latest as seen on TV treasure…The Booty Pop.
What do ALL women look at when buying jeans?
That’s right! Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms!
Imagine being to reshape your backside and achieve that ultimate lifted booty instantly!
Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret…The Booty Pop.
Just like the padded bra enhances, The Booty Pop panties are REVOLUTIONIZING woman’s undergarments giving you sexy curves and the ultimate lift.
I have to admit that I was unaware that I needed a lifted booty.
In fact, I have to admit to not really paying much attention to what was happening back there.
Obviously, Booty Pop was something I couldn’t live without for another minute.
I ordered online.
The $19.99 price seemed a bit high for underwear, but I had already committed to revolutionizing my backside.
I was offered additional pairs for FREE…well, for the close to $7 shipping/handling charge. No thanks, I think I might be able to fit a wash day between ultimate lifted booty days.
I was offered tons of expedited shipping options (for an additional $5 – $20) because Booty Pops are so popular that they are filling millions of orders and might not get to mine for 12 weeks. No thanks, I have lived 40 years with an unlifted bottom, a few more weeks won’t hurt.
Just when I was about to push the BUY button, the geniuses at Booty Pop mentioned that I was about to order the INFERIOR Booty Pop which very possibly will cause VPL – Visible Panty Lines.
How will anyone be able to enjoy the view of my sexy new bottom if they are distracted by visible panty lines?
THANKFULLY, I could upgrade my Booty Pop to the deluxe version which promised to be sans lines for ONLY $5.
My Booty Pop total for ONE pair was $32.
$32 to revolutionize my world.
I received my Booty Pop within 2 weeks of my order. I guess Booty Pop took mercy on my flat butt despite my resistance to upgrade my shipping.
I tried it on ASAP under the cotton shorts I was wearing and nearly died of laughter. When you put them on under a thin fabric, you can see the oval POP! on each buttock which is NOT very attractive…no VPL, but BPL – Booty Pop Lines.
Under jeans the BPL are hidden.
Yes. I just posted pictures of my butt on the internet. This is a new blogging low.
One thing I didn’t like was that even though I ordered the size I would wear, they are too large which causes the VPL-free panty to shift causing my revolutionizing new curves to migrate into unflattering positions including the double bump.
A bump for the booty pop.
A bump for my actual booty.
And because I can’t help myself, here is the finale:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…