Dax Shephard and Kristen Bell’s marriage are pure #RelationshipGoals. They are the kind of couple I want to be when I grow up. From Dax surprising Kristen with a sloth for her birthday, to Kristen going along with every zany thing Dax asks of her, they are the kind of marriage we all wish we had. Except right now. Right now I’m very happy to not be in Kristen Bell’s shoes, or, at very least in her couch. See, she bought Dax a recliner for his office (since he’s a writer), and it didn’t quite fit. So, he brought it home. Only, when he got it there and tried to decide on the best place for this recliner to sit, he picked smack dab in the middle of the living room. Yeah. The dead center. And apparently it’s Ellen’s fault. Take a look!
Dax, I love ya man, but I’m with Kristen on this one. Sure your recliner is awesome for you, but someday you’re going to have some guy friend over and they’re going to see what you’ve done, and try it…and, well, let’s just say not every marriage is #RelationshipGoals. So, for the sake of your married friends, please move the chair.