Tik Tok: Mommy version

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tik tok mommy version Ah, fall cleaning. The time of year when you open the drapes to let the autumn sunlight illuminate the disastrous condition of your home. The smudge from the dropped slushie you told her to clean up three weeks ago. The fingerprints on every wall and window that fingers might reach. The toy store that apparently exploded across the living room the moment your kid got home from school yesterday. The bathing suits and sandbox toys sitting on the front porch– still with the lingering smell (and sand) of your Labor Day vacation.

Let’s not even talk about what’s lurking at the back of the fridge.

But who says cleaning can’t be fun? I’ll put on some good beats and get to it. To help sweeten the deal, here’s one to get me started…with apologies to Ke$ha. But not too many.

Tik Tok (Mommy version)

Wake up in the morning feeling kinda giddy

Toys and clothes are everywhere the house looks sh***y

Short on sleep

Mess knee-deep

Need a plan of attack

Cuz somehow or another

I’m takin’ my life back


I’m talkin’ hair in a ponytail, tail

Sortin’ the backlogged mail, mail

Piles for the garage sale, sale

Break out my spray and start to scrub, scrub

Mold growin’ on the tub, tub

Givin’ this place the rub…


Don’t stop

Grab the mop

Momma’s cleanin’ up this house

Tonight

I’mma fight

Sweep the crap outta sight

Tick tock

On the clock

But I ain’t gonna stop, yo

Oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

(2x)

Can’t see the floor for the toys, but the vacuum’s right here,

Ain’t got my keys, cuz I lost ’em, but they gotta be here

And now the germs they’re all scared, cuz they hear I got bleach

And I’m wipin’ ’em out as far as I can reach


I’m talkin’ bout everythin’ gettin’ washed, washed

Windex gettin’ sloshed, sloshed

Clutter is gonna get tossed, tossed

Now gonna clean til the mess is rid, rid

Or it’s time to pick up my kid, kid

Time to get my kid, kid

(Kid and more mess.)


Don’t stop

Grab the mop

Momma’s cleanin’ up this house

Tonight

I’mma fight

Sweep the crap outta sight

Tick tock

On the clock

But I ain’t gonna stop, yo

Oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

(2x)


Oh kid, you make this mess

I clean it up

My heart it pounds

Yet I still love you

You got my heart

Your hugs make up

You got my love

Yeah, you got me

You make this mess

I clean it up

My heart it pounds

Yeah I still love you

You got my heart

I got your heart

You got me

But the next cleaning session you’re gonna help me


Don’t stop

Grab the mop

Momma’s cleanin’ up this house

Tonight

I’mma fight

Sweep the crap outta sight

Tick tock

On the clock

But I ain’t gonna stop, yo

Oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

[2x]

[deranged laughter]



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She is the mom of three boys ages 7, 10 and 12 who partially homeschools. She believes that you shouldn't have to buy stuff to have fun when there is a kitchen junk drawer full of possibilities.

She can also be found at Business 2 Blogger, on Twitter as @QuirkyMommaSite or @Texasholly, but her favorite place to hang out is on Google +.

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