Here are some jokes that my kids have been laughing hysterically at. Thanks to all of you for contributing them on our facebook wall. Do your kids have a favorite joke that was missed? Add it into the comments here at Kids Activities Blog!
Animal Jokes for Kids
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don’t they!?! – Pamela
Why cant a tryanosauras clap? Its extinct – Sharyce
What do you call an elephant in a phonebooth? Stuck – Jodie
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda
What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie
Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr…
MOO!!
Hard to write. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!! – Keri
Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber
What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim
Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice
What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda
knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna
What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken
What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda
Jokes for Preschoolers
Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 “8″ 9! – Kelly
Q: What did “0″ say to “8″? A: Nice belt! – Shanon
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don’t cry it’s only me! – Claire
What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara
What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey
What’s white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy
Jokes about Food
Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!” – Nate
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin
Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie
Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby’s (Arby’s) – Danyale
Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen
Jokes about Bodily Functions
Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh 
)) – Sam
What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts! – Jessica
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy
Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica
How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen
What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Texas Garden
How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah
Do your kids have a favorite joke?
Leave a comment with a joke that makes your kids laugh.
About Rachel
One of our favorite jokes is:
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Saw this on Pinterest and had to take a peek, too cute!
Our favorite joke is “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”
What does Batman’s mom say when it’s time to eat? Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinnner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman! (Should be sung to the tune of the old tv program.)
batman was orphaned
What do you get when a canary flies through a fan? Shredded Tweet!
What did the dog say when he got stuck on the roof?
“Roof Roof”
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U neak up on it!!..:)
How do you catch a tame rabbit? “Tame way”..:)
What did the mummy tomato say to the baby tomato? Hurry up and “Ketchup!”..:)
What happens when an egg laughs? It cracks up!
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the elephant quit his job?
He was tired of working for peanuts
What did the buffalo say to his son when he was going off to school?
Bison. (bye son)
My 5 and 3 year old love to tell these jokes.
Thanks for sharing. We have been looking for more kid friendly jokes!
What’s the different between a teacher and a train?
Teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the train says “CHEW CHEW!”
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!
Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleavies
This one you have to be careful with so no one gets smacked too hard. My husband was completely shocked when I did it to him
Knock knock
Who’s there
Interupting Starfish
Iterup…….. ( Before they get out iterupting starfish who you put your hand on their face like your spread out hand is the starfish )
Hopefully no one gets high fived in the face from this one. Softly, softly
Have you heard the one about the bed? (Person responds “no”)
That’s because it hasn’t been made up yet.
My daughters favorite when she was little….
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
She was so in love with this one she told it to all the characters at Disney world
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
What vegetable loves to sing – Elvis Parsley ????
What do you call an annoying vampire – a pain in the neck????
Sorry so bored did not now what to do just came here from Pinterest ????
Omg I have no life lol????
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky!
What did the okra say to the tomato? Where is kale?
Get it opera and gail.
Q:What did the okra say to the tomato?
A: Where is kale?
Get it opera and gail.
Q:What did the okra say to the tomato?
A: Where is kale?
Get it opera and gail.
Oprah
Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be ‘bagels’.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer (no idea)
What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH (no “i”)
I love these silly jokes more than the kids do I think.
Cow 1: Are you afraid of ad cows’ disease?
Cow 2: Nope.
Cow 1: How come?
Cow 2: ‘Cause I’m a Horse!
Nice posting. Thanks for sharing such a nice article. My children really liked the post. keep it up.
-what did one burp say to the other burp?
-let’s be stinkers and go out the other end!
My son’s favorite joke is : Is chicken soup good for you? Not if you’re the chicken!
Thanks again for the post.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.
My kids favorite is
“Hey, how did you get under there?”
Unsuspecting person who is asked this question says: under where?
Children then laugh and say “I made you say underwear” they think it hilarious
Pooo